Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone’s still using that old thing.
KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options
It reminds me of most modern microwaves that have bazillion different options and buttons, meanwhile most people just use like the +30 sec button, stop and maybe just maybe the defrost button.
I use a drip machine, btw
Would drinking tea be a haiku user
I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.
I don’t drink coffee and I don’t have a computer, so I guess it’s accurate!
Hey, I’m no Ubuntu user! … I’m a linux mint user. /j
I drink instant coffee. Black.
Hah, this checks out for me.
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Changes by shitty apps wanting to start with windows and register for context menus.
I’ve had windows machines run fine for 10 years, and some having trouble at 6 months. The difference being the problematic machines I’ve made tons of changes, installed tons of risky apps.
I’ve also run registry cleaners as a test, and it’s made a world of difference.
In short: crappy apps make windows run poorly.
What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.
You know what, this is really accurate. I won’t touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it’s not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!
I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?
Filter into a Thermos?
I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping…but this? Treating Gentoo like it’s a real thing people use irl?
My wife is an arch user… Oh no.