It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
Sadly it is satire
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?
Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: https://x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815