Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.
This is America, speak English
Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
What is your favorite Hispanic race?
At what time do you normally start drinking?
7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends
What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
:)
obvious lol
Do you have any advice for my son? He’s grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.
My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will
Go you! Edited
What do you think about minorities?
Don’t like em, never cared for em
Oof. What was the original?
Twist: it is the original
OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!
