From the comments: “curl jam”

That’s just wonderful

Clee-ent? Unsure if AI, a non-native English speaker leaking their native pronunciation, or, as allegedly happens later, someone having a minor mental malfunction.

That TLS handshake went hard

Text to metal

The fact that the founder commented in approval is gold.

\ Guitar Solo

I love it

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.

Brilliant!