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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74arrow-down3·9 days agoThis is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?
minus-squarecRazi_man@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·9 days agoThey’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.
minus-squareLussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-29 days agoIncel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid
minus-squareAussiemandeus @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoWell if they’ve had enough they should stop eating. It will help with the fat
minus-squareboydster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·9 days agoTo make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·9 days agoHerbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 days agoI just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 days agoYou’re not imagining. They’re real.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoDepends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that’s the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.
minus-squarepassiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·9 days agoI think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too
minus-squaregeogle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·9 days agoNot even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·9 days agoThe Indian ocean isn’t a desert
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 days agoAre you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoLook, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!
Hippos
This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?
They’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.
Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid
Well if they’ve had enough they should stop eating.
It will help with the fat
To make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas
Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.
I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.
You’re not imagining. They’re real.
Depends where they are.
If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless.
If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that’s the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.
I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too
Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between
The Indian ocean isn’t a desert
Got me
Geo, dude…
Are you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?
Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!
no ; it’s humans.