Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.
I feel a lot of affection for spiders.
But they’re so scary :(
Quick babe look! New phobia just dropped!
I love how this implies that spiders have something to gain from invading your pants
i know i sure do 😍
I feel like the last panel will be followed by a tom and jerry like scream
Wow that’s a new one… I knew the eating spiders was a myth I just didn’t realize they preferred the other end.
Are we allowed to sue? I would like to sue.
Bro I literally just got done watching the Conjuring series and THIS is what made me shiver. Not cool man, not cool.
Where is the NSFL tag?
NSFT
(Not Safe For Toilet)
i have a pinhead sized spider in my restroom. hangs out at the base of my shower. i let it be long as it doesnt move into the shower. knocks off the random gnat that blinks into existence sometimes
I have a house centipede myself. Speedy little fella
never seen anything that “exotic” out here so far. just sticks:
Yeah, I mostly leave Harvestmen alone if they stay out of the way. I kill brown recluses though, because I’ve heard their bites can do some damage.
Good job spiderbro
🫡
If you’ve ever used an outhouse in the early winter, this understates the reality by a factor of 10. Also, this guy doesn’t wipe?
Born to shit
Forced to wipe
Sigma grindset, wiping decreases time for gainz
I sit down on the toilet, open Lemmy, this is the first thing I see.
Dude, behind you
Quick!! He’s distracted! Go, go, go!
New fear unlocked
This is an old old fear for me thanks to my dad. Told me the tale that spiders love to home in warm dark moist areas and our mouths are perfect spots to settle overnight if we leave them agape while sleeping. I’m still arachnophobic to the point seeing close up photos of them makes me visibly sweat.
This comic def reminds me of childhood nightmares.
