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took a couple of rereads to actually READ what was written haha
Achilles Matt.
What did Heracles say when he finally defeated the Hydra?
Byedra.
What did he say when he first met it?
Oh, Hi dra.
Swam too close to the sum.
I got some cheese that’ll turn you to stone.
It’s called GORGON-zola.
These tortured metaphors take a Sisyphean Effort to parse… it’s like trying to figure out which parts of a Ship of Hercules are the original.
Speaking of ships, Penelope could launch a thousand.
Careful, you’ve gone so far down the maze you’ll need a trail of breadcrumbs to find your way back
i think you mean a trail of milk
Sisyphean Effort is actually a thing