inspired by comments in this thread
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three lines of text across a rainbow gradient, the first saying in white comic sans font with a drop shadow: “you can say secs on the internet”, the second in white papyrus, comic sans, and impact font with a drop shadow, “you can say segs on the internet”, and the third in a rainbow gradient to match the background, tucked along the bottom in papyrus font, “you can say sex on the internet”
I’ve heard “non-tradional Seppuku”, which got a dark humor laugh from me.