Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
**pink**
“beach”
How you do that?!
Do what?
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Lmao they don’t know how to pink…
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
Is this Jhony Lawrence pamphlet?
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
I think that’s called a “life coach”.
Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going
Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?
Offer expires… now.
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
No! You must blue!
I blue myself!
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Red was the manly color, it was seen as regal. So light red (pink) was the color of the boys. Blue was the color of the virgin Mary and light blue used for femal children.
Purple is usually what’s considered the royal colour.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple
Purple has long been associated with royalty, originally because Tyrian purple dye—made from the secretions of sea snails—was extremely expensive in antiquity.
Basic reds, not as much, but yes. The brighter, the more royal.
Yeah pink was man’s colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.
I… I don’t think that’s the reason why.
Pink isn’t sort of actually a colour. Well, it is, but there’s no wavelength of light that corresponds to pink. We perceive pink when we see a certain combination of wavelengths together (red and purple.)
Take off your skin.
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can’t teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how…
I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.
I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
Needs more veins
“It’s a bicep!”
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Not without his heart exploding
Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.
