That first paragraph might be you using absurdist humor. Or it might be a legitimate quote from trump during a televised debate I missed.

I CAN’T TELL ANYMORE!!! EITHER ONE IS JUST AS LIKELY!!!

“The democrats are using the dead to illegally vote in our elections, it’s true. It’s halloween season, the ghosts like to come into the city, and vote. They’re not sending their best. Their sheets are stained, folks. Dirty laundry. They even sent the ghost of an Ohio pet cat that they ate. I saw it, very sad. Said meow. We tried to get the Scooby gang to help, but the Scooby gang has gone woke. Everybody is gone woke. They’re stealing the country…”

What even IS this decade??? Back in 2016 I used to joke that maybe the world really did officially end in 2012 and this was all just reality starting to distort and fall apart.

Now I’m not even joking. What evidence do we have that this is real life???