sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAm I cooked?lemm.eesag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoWho are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 days agoI have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 days agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-219 days agoYou should check out bars near Navy harbors.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoIt’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”
minus-squarepuchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 days agoThat’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11
I know two letters, O and S.
What about second S?
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”
That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.