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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·23 hours agoWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109·edit-223 hours agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·20 hours agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 hours ago because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·23 hours agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·22 hours agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 hours agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 hours agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·23 hours agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 hours agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·19 hours agoNah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoTrippin’, trippin’, trippin’
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 hours agoSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoA time, B time, and lunch time.
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 hours agoA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 hours agoWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours ago Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Does an arrow fly at all?
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
What the fuck…
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.