• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

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        2 months ago

        Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

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          2 months ago

          Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh…

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            2 months ago

            Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.