I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.
Makes me laugh every time.
I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.
Both winners.
You can have a single color t-shirt be very flashy, as long as it’s the brightest shade of lime green you can think of. That’s what I have, and my mom hates it.
“You’ve got to be seen to get noticed.” -Trip Tucker
Apparently I’m only ever seen with that lime green t-shirt.
I like Bluey and metal, so this shirt is perfect for me
Where can I get this one
I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google “NASA ACAB” tons of stuff comes up.
“Surely not everyone was King Fu fighting”
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/surely-not-everybody-was-kung-fu-fighti
And the other one
“Yes but where on Eileen?”
