To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.
Only reason they can imagine you haven’t logged in in a month.
“Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].
Maggot Assistant at EarthCorp
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
Sprinkles make everything better
Sprinkles? That looks like my sink after I shave
Balloon artist at end of life services
Putting the ‘fun’ in funeral
Some people have all the luck
Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!
Ah shit I applied for that role
it was the only one I was qualified for
I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn’t have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.
On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.
Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.
I’m halfway there, baby!
Literally middle aged
I meant the ‘none’ part, but that too. So… two thirds of the way there? Three quarters? Not sure how to do the math on that.
Can this artstyle just die already?
Be the change you want to see 🔪
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
my company would’ve charged the “none” company with an employee termination-of-contract penalty even if I started working there in the ground already
