• @Globulart@lemmy.world
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    6911 months ago

    Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.

    Too much sanity on lemmy… I miss the conspiracy subs.

  • WELCOMETHRILLHO [comrade/them]
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    4411 months ago

    These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.

      • alternative_factor
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        4011 months ago

        They’d just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard…
        Seriously, do you even do your own research?

        • @Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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          811 months ago

          You mean if he ever gets past security.

          America doesn’t have the resources to watch effectively the border with Mexico, but they can guard the full earth “circumference”… AAAAND keep everyone quiet about it.

      • Queen HawlSera
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        11 months ago

        I actually had a guy come into a store I used to work in, he came around closing… guy would not leave until I heard his salespitch about the flat earth…

        A week later I learned he called corporate who demanded I be fired over refusing to hear him out. Manager told me he had no choice, fire me or get fired and have the replacement fire me.

        It worked out though, Travis eventually left and the new manager couldn’t get anyone to stay… when he found my old file and how long I stayed he offered my job back.

        I had found something closer, easier, and higher paying so I just laughed the offer off. I love my new gig

        • @zigmus64@lemmy.world
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          2911 months ago

          So your manager, in a retail store, that presumably exclusively sold non-flat-earth items, caved to a whack-job who wanted you to be fired because you wouldn’t waste your productive work time listening to his whack-job bullshit (closing is almost always more than turning the lights off and locking up), and actually fired you?

          Sounds like the manager did you a favor. He did have a choice… standing up for his employees agains unreasonable nonsense like that.

      • SunriseParabellum [he/him]
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        911 months ago

        Online, yeah I’d say about 2/3s of them are, but the shit they’re saying usually originates from actual Flat Earther content.

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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        11 months ago

        When you get deeper, 90% of the time it’s just one of a dozen “facts” they’ve adopted to service the core belief that jews are responsible for [effects of capitalism]

      • @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org
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        611 months ago

        I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there’s little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He’d basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, “Could you imagine how frustrated you’d be if I actually believed any of that?” He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he’d make a good lawyer.

        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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          611 months ago

          You can debate someone into changing their mind but it’s more like water eroding a stone than any cathartic moment you’d hope for.

      • TimeSquirrel
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        611 months ago

        It’s actually religious for some of them. They take the whole biblical “firmament” idea literally.

    • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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      1611 months ago

      Well I got good news for you. This isn’t a planet. It’s a giant rug thats’s floating in space propelled by genie’s dark matter astro-projection that moves us at 9.8 meters/sec² and our world was created by an entity named God who’s 3 wishes to the genie was 1. to create this magnificient space rug to house 2. the people that will be spawned created on this wonderful place and will 3. forever worship God and his Magnificient Space Rug and that non-believers will have to suffer their entire life believing in the Round-Earth Conspiracy.

      Thank God™ for helping us realize the truth. 🤓

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    Flat Earth? Fucking idiots. The Earth is obviously a Giant Magical Space Rug propelled by Genie’s Dark Matter Astro-Projection moving teleporting at 9.8 m/s² 🤓

    • @GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee
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      2011 months ago

      What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.

      • @peto@lemm.ee
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        1411 months ago

        This has been disproved. We live on a globe in an experimental non-magical universe kept at a university run by wizards who live on a disc held up by four elephants on the book of the Great Atuin.

      • itsYaBoyNoodles
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        711 months ago

        Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.

        • @GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee
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          511 months ago

          Crap, I have to reread the series now and appreciate “The Fifth Elephant.” Didn’t that elephant also cause huge crystalized fat deposits to happen deep in the disc?

  • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    1611 months ago

    We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I’m fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.

  • RaivoKulli
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    1511 months ago

    Water mountains sound so fun that I’ll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains

    • Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

  • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    1511 months ago

    This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.