The worst part? It seems to be true
In 2017 though
Oh that changes everything
I’m not even surprised
This guy’s in the same despot category as the Kims now
News says he claims it at least
I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet’s battery
Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.
I will need that bandcamp link
would be top on UK Spotify for one day.
That album’s gotta be shit
Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyone’s phones.
The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also solid it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.
ok, but why the bathroom?
How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?
It’s clearly a thing with these types. Trump shits himself. Netanyahu is into scat. It’s just who they are.
For shits and giggles
If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.
File under “It’s Okay When Israel Does It: Entry #6367821 (October 2024)”
“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
— Animal Farm
Release the shitting and farting cut
If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I’d apologize for what they heard.
What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.
Now this is shitposting.
