“Fidelity is currently valuing X at about $9.4 billion”

I found this funny.

  • ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    But Twitter is a real fuckup for him

    Except it clearly fucking isn’t, it’s doing exactly what he bought it for, including convincing people like you to feel sympathy for him and his “loss”, which is equal parts hilarious and really fucking sad. You’re looking at his life from the point of view of a poor person, something he never was and never will be, yet he’s still so easily manipulated you in to feeling bad for him (and the billions he’s lost, leaving him… still the motherfucking richest person on the planet), and even fucking (think you) relate to him and the idea that he can “fail” just like you can, using you as a living breathing mouthpiece to make his life easier. Not yours.

    perfect boy genius mystique

    I just threw up a little in my mouth, thanks.