Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours agoNever forget.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageNever forget.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 hours agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 hours agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 hours agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 hours ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 hours agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .