• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    So I have a fake white supremacist Facebook account where I befriend Nazis and then report all their Nazi posts and get them banned. My Klan friends are extra hilarious because they’re so exquisitely stupid. One of them spent last weekend trying to pull a bad tooth out of his head with pliers.

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      4 months ago

      “Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who’s boss. Also, I’m pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them.”

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        4 months ago

        I convinced them to vote for Joe Biden because it’ll kick off race war, which is something they’re obsessed with.

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            4 months ago

            Mostly about who should be in their group or not, who should lead, which colour of wizard robe they should have in particular, sometimes about paying membership dues. I’m serious when I tell you that algae has more intelligence than the Klan.

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        4 months ago

        Yeah. It’s more your Corpo Nazi. The ones wearing nice suits and complaining about high taxes and the cost of immigrant labor. The ones keeping that cost low by making them fight to get into the country and afraid they’ll get caught so they work for peanuts.

        Also they hate adult women because they can think for themselves so they take 12 year girls instead thank you very much…

        But yeah. Klan at heart but a tiny bit smarter