Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Peach is lucky they try The Princess And The Pea and not The Sleeping Beauty.
Prompt: Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. The Princess And The Pea. Not The Sleeping Beauty.
Result:
you’ve gotta adjust some parameters, man, that’s horrendous.
More to the point, princess, why are you still in a bed that smells like piss?
Relax dude, she just figured it out. The next panel is her washing her sheets.
The birds and animals don’t come out to help and sing a song? She ain’t no princess.
Have you seen the average Mushroom Kingdom animal? That scene does not look quite the same when your animal friends are some giant red beetles, sentient plants with huge teeth and freaking fire-breathing triceratops.
That’s princessist. Don’t be that guy
Gatekeeping princesses is my kink
Eww. Imagine you go to lie down and an unknown person has peed on your bed.
I’d piss myself. Which probably doesn’t help
With her own piss.
Just wanna say thanks, that visual really got me.
WHARGARBL
Now you have another visual.
Maybe in Marioland pee smells like rainbow road or sticky marmalade? It’s bad in bed but not a common bad smell.
Why would you put a pea in her bed to begin with
A fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen about a princess who is tested by a pea under twenty mattresses.
“squirt”
“Mario! She complained like a true princess!”
‘Off with his head!’
“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”
