JimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoOof ouch owielemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageOof ouch owielemmy.worldJimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThey say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.” Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoInstructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
minus-squarevaxhax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agothe most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoAt least in heaven I can skate.
minus-squarelinkinkampf19@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months ago'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
minus-squareswab148@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoHeaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
That was also implied.