Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhy in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoBecause, that’s what the police told me it was.
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians. Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Because, that’s what the police told me it was.
And what about the other question?
I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.
Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯