For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Someone must have been very bad to you when you were little.
What about the humble French fry? Do you partake of its golden goodness?
Oh my, yes. I could make an entire meal out of just fries.