• BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Ah the classic.

    Cold woman under blanket trying to snuggle hot man with no blanket while her cat wakes you up every night jumping around on the damn bed because he heard one of your rustle for 5 seconds.

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      2 months ago

      In my experience, cold woman is cold for about 8 seconds after she’s fallen asleep, then she turns into a living furnace and man turns into living sweat.