• @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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    659 months ago

    sources of data such as IP address information transmitted via Wi-Fi, ceiling-mounted heat sensors and weight-triggered sensors attached to chairs that can track workplace occupancy levels, executives and technology providers say.

    Sorry americans, but your executives are getting paranoid.

    • @Valmond
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      359 months ago

      What a lovely place, I wonder if they’re hiring?

      “VALMOND! Your butt to non-butt is only at 87%!! You’re also colder than your colleagues!”

      • @atri@lemmy.world
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        159 months ago

        Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

        • @Valmond
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          49 months ago

          Yeah so infuriating, he also only swipes twice when going to the toilet. Lackey.