Every picture of this guys face feels like " I don’t know how I got here and i’m afraid to touch anything"

Came here for this

I assumed surviving doctors would do for people what they did for sawyer in lost.

Use what you can find to get as close as you can per eye.

Other than that, sucks to suck, And I say that as somebody who is both near sighted and far sighted.

If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives

Run around and climb shit?

I wouldn’t be arrested, but I’d definitely be on some watch lists

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Fuck the Switch 2

The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

WTF is happening in the world rn? Why are all the right wingers taking control? I thought it was just the US going through a crazy-stupid phase

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

Just got some at my local HEB, they’re still ¢87 there

Sometimes, it really depends on my mood and what im doing

“Seriously? Do I look like I have money?”

AI gains sentience,

first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

Oh fuck… winter is cumming ☹️