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Cake day: November 3rd, 2024

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  • “You’re the pope?? I didn’t vote for you…”

    • Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said “Not everything quoted on the internet is real”

    Honestly I don’t care (well, beyond making this pope post), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term “agnostic” to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.

    As for the pope. Well, he’s… there… well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I’ll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he’ll be there again.

    Beyond that, he doesn’t affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he’s gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I’ll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I’m sure it’ll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.

    But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.




  • Yes. China’s great firewall mostly handles content filtering and deals with low hanging fruit. Getting around it is fairly simple, and the censorship is mostly focused on stuff that would otherwise be easily accessible by the broader population.

    VPN is your obvious choice here. CCP blocks most public VPN providers, so you’d have to roll your own.

    You can set up a VPN concentrator somewhere in the world, and you would be able to reach it. As far as I’ve noticed, they don’t block VPN as a whole, and default port should work fine - the reason for this is probably that VPN has many commercial uses that they don’t want to harm.

    Source: I run a (work-related) VPN accessible from inside china.






  • Well, cavemen also need tech support, just a different kind of tech.

    Gork: “Stick go thud. I want go stab”
    Pepsison: “Have you tried rebooting it?”
    Gork: “?”
    Pepsison: “Sorry, old habit” Sharpens his spear “try it now”
    Gork: “Gork happy. Gork bring you mammoth”

    And with Gork happy I’m sure he can help you find the right twigs twine and logs to make a primitive cart. Soon you and Gork can haul all the mammoth you’d ever need.



  • Mod notice (yep, again): Note that this post is not verified by anyone (I hereby invite OP to provide proof confidentially via PM on the promise any material provided will stay private).

    To anyone reporting this post: Lying on the internet is not against the rules. This thread isn’t harming anyone either way.

    Exercise your critical thinking muscles and stay classy.

    And do note the statement above, as failure to stay classy was why the previous thread by this nuke. OP and anyone else is encouraged to make questions and answers in good faith. If you are unable to do this, it’s probably better to not reply.