• Technus@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    One is an eldritch horror from the deep and the other is just an angel with daddy issues.

    SpongeBob would win without even trying.

    • Alice@beehaw.orgOP
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      4 months ago

      SpongeBob seems to have a good relationship with his dad, that probably gives him an edge

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        4 months ago

        SpongeBob wouldn’t even realize that they’re fighting.

        Satan’s chief ability is temptation but the worst he could tempt SpongeBob to do is steal a balloon on free balloon day.

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    4 months ago

    Spongebob HAS shown an immunity to all damage provided he’s got moisture

    If it’s in the ocean, Spongebob (eventually) wins via attrition

    If it’s in hell, Satan wins without even trying

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      4 months ago

      Counterpoint: human sinners’ sweat and tears make hell so humid that SpongeBob doesn’t feel a thing.