Has anyone else heard that people are trying to return their new Teslas and Cybertrucks because they are apparently infested with bedbugs?! I guess they are in the factories and dealerships and have just been crawling into the cars at night?
It wouldn’t surpise me if Elmo and the news are trying to keep a tight lid on it so people won’t find out, and Conspiracy nuts are saying that Tesla is torching their own Cybertrucks in the dealership lots to contain the spread.
I didnt belive it at first but a friend of mine took a Lyft in a Tesla the other night and started to feel itchy but the back seat was dark and she was on her phone. While she was getting out, she noticed a bunch of tiny spots on her dress and they were bedbugs!
Naturally she freaked the fuck out and the driver apologized profusely begging her not to give him a bad review before speeding off.
She refused to go into her apartment afterward and spent a few hours in the laundry room practically naked running her clothes in the dryer! Apparently high heat is the only Way to get rid of them?
She’s still traumatized and insists she still feels them crawling on her even though an exterminator with a bedbug sniffing dog assured her the apartment was clear.
Has anyone else heard about this? It’s so messed up, considering they’re such expensive cars!
Absolutely absurd. Bedbugs have standards. They wouldn’t be caught dead in those nasty deathtraps.
Obviously those were microspybots masquerading as bedbugs trying to feed off the electromagnetic fields broadcast by the occupants’ nervous system in a sloppy attempt to harvest data for the impending compulsory Neuralink takeover.
Fuck Tesla tubby and swasticar but this smells like a retarded wanna be psyop
This sounds fake as hell lmao. And I fucking hate Elon and Tesla man. But I work at a dealership and it would be almost impossible for that to happen. These cars don’t go factory to dealer to home. They go factory, sit, delivered, sit even longer, sometimes months, then sold. And when a new car is sold it gets dully detailed inside and out every single time. At least on my experience working with Honda, Acura, Toyota, Subaru, Ford, BMW and Audi.
It’s great copypasta either way!
To be fair, getting bedbugs on a ride share isn’t outside the realm of possibility, with how many people ride on them, especially if the driver doesn’t routinely clean their car.
This sounds fake.
But then again:
https://nypost.com/2023/11/17/business/tesla-gigafactory-in-new-york-infested-with-bed-bugs/There are no cars made at that location. That factory does solar stuff.
so it’s probably worse now
This has “they’re eating the dogs” level of energy to it.
Well, it worked for them.
Right? I don’t care anymore. Let’s just get in the mud with them, fuck it. A cybertruck ate my baby!
They’re eating the cats!
They’re eating the pets!
… of the people that live there