He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Too much HGH
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can’t suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
Yeah I always forget that he’s just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn’t always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I’m from.
That works too!
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
I’d agree with you if there wasn’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
a lot of things about this picture look fake
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you’ve made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there’s some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
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He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
It does however, make the target easier to hit
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”
