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Former food service worker here
Perfection
“Hm, analysis appears to show the culprit was the entire kitchen staff that used the urinal that day.”
I feel like this could be a Columbo episode
Columbo doesn’t go after working class criminals. He specialises in taking down the rich.
I’m very tired, could someone explain
The waiter will spit in his soup.
I thought he’d put a hair in it
Nah, to get hairs you need to send back French toast. Just like in this demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM
Or jerk off into it like in that documentary, Fight Club
Like when a girl squirts, it was urine.