• Chaos@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn’t wearing 🩳

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    4 months ago

    Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies

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        4 months ago

        Don’t matter if you’re skinny or fat, conditioning is what’s going to matter when you’re trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.