It’s just a really small guy. The microphones were taken from headsets.
This guy DRINKS
“Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise”
Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.
Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches
I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.
Bro that’s a pitcher
Yup, it’s a pitcher of a man drinkin’ ice cool water from a giant mug :D
hmm what would a catcher drink out of
Guys will see this and be like, “Hell yeah”
Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn’t returned it.
Boss move.
You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
“Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?”
Blatantly flaunting his wealth
Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol
My theory is that they forgot to put glasses, so he was like “fuck it, I’m thirsty now”
That’s a beta move. Sigmas keep the carafe.
Okay, but it does look good. I don’t even know if there’s ice in there, but it looks crisp.
It’s funny how the human brain works. I mean really, this could probably also be a luke-warm water with some rest of milk mixed into it, and yet nobody thinks of that
No, you can see shinier sections where the condensation has been wiped off. This is a cold pitcher.
IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!
BIG Chugus
