That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.
I guess this is retaliation for General Tso’s Chicken
This pizza looks like it’s brother killed the entire clan and left.
Me: Pineapple doesn’t deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You’re missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.
Add banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I’m in
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no, banana
Spicy food in general should just not exist.
This dude lives in the Midwest of the UK
What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.
Man youre missing out
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Mate what
Give me the good pain. I want my BDSM food
I’m sorry you feel that way. More spicy food for the rest of us though, so not that sorry.
shi I’ll grab a slice
No!!! But also yes.
What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???
Franken fidget spinner.
some food recipes don’t need to exist
With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us
What the fuck?
No wonder China wants to invade
I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA
I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.
!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate
God is dead and we killed him
But this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.
hahah good.
