Humans don’t want to be born
But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear… and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It’s fabulous.
Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.
It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don’t know why biologists and geneticists haven’t dealt with this by now
Hideo Kojima did it
Human babies ain’t done cooking yet. That’s why they’re totally dependent when they’re born.
Well to be fair it’s because if the kid’s brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.