It’s true. Cable elves were hunted to extinction by cable goblins by the late 1980’s.
then who the fuck keeps tangling my cables?
The cable borrowers of course!
Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha
Me
how dare you
John
fuck john
The mind goblins
W-what’s a mind goblin?
The cable goblins took over.
Thought it was funny.
The best explanation for the entanglement of cables is topological :
There’s an infinite amounts of states a cable can be twisted and tangled in. There’s but one state that we are happy with: a straight unentangled state. That one state enduring is a statistical impossibility.
Therefore anger at entangled cables is like getting mad that the number of grainis of sand in the beach is not a constant.
Science hippies answering questions no one asked
