image description: STAND FOR THE FLAG (soldier saluting in front of enby flag) AND KNEEL FOR THE CROSS (soldier kneeling in front of swiss flag)

  • Zyratoxx@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    ESC 2024 in a nutshell:

    🇨🇭 The Swiss finally found Nemo, who is non-binary and won by breaking the code and riding a Tagada

    🇮🇪 Ireland performed a demon summoning and was awarded 6th by the jury, 6th by the audience and ended up in 6th - 666 intensifies

    🇳🇱 The Dutch dude was disqualified for allegedly being an asshole

    🇮🇱 Israel did not decapitate Netanyahu on stage and still finished high up in the ranks, sending pro-palestine Twitter users into rage

    🇪🇪 We saw Estonian VSauce

    They desperately tried to bait the audience with Abba just to show us the worst deep fake in human history and letting some previous ESC winners (including Conchita Wurst) perform Waterloo on stage.

    (Did I miss anything?)